Some guys can make driving around with two chandeliers sticking out of their hood look good.

I'm not referring to it's performance on the track. I'm mentioning the changes necessary so that even Jeremy Clarkson could not stick his pompous nose up at it.

My bad, I was just trying to top your original post.

Ohh, "lieberals." I see what you did there. Very clever.

"Tell them I had it first on Twitter. Say I had it first on Twitter."

HOPI likes sitting at the kid's table!

The entire holiday period is going to suck for the whole family— no one is getting anything for Xmas besides blankets.

He's a 32-year-old college dropout who has the maturity of 13-year-old middle school twat who gets his rocks off by prank calling old widows. To date, Tarr's greatest prank has been to get Deadspin to post an article about his assholish immaturity.

Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

Classic Black Lesbian being persecuted by historically racist school who hired her for 20 years and fired her for being a Black Lesbian. Those 20 years in the middle consisted of a multitude of background checks that could not determine her skin color and sexual orientation.

Despite grammar resembling a hood rat this man is indeed correct. Kinja is a giant malfunctioning flaming pile of dog shit cooking on our doorsteps and the only logical thing to do is to leave it in a smoldering splattered mess under a size 11 boot.

Fuck I hate autoplay adchoices adds, Thanks Jalopnik/kinja.

How Red Bull really makes their cars part 3

This entire thread gives me seizures.

Uhh, dude, if your car is a manual transmission car, you SHOULD ALWAYS use the parking brake.
If you have an automatic, you may have a legitimate argument that the parking pawl consitiutes a brake, as it stops the wheel from rotating.

BAWSTAN DYNAMICS MAKES HUNTA KILLAS TO ROOT OUT THE QUEEAHS AND DAHKIES

"I moved out of my house about ten years ago..."

Yes, but the catch is, you have to fail a spelling test to get one.

And this is how to destroy a truck without blowing an engine.

Dear Dickmove,
In the tame in civilized world of tea drinkers and Camry drivers, there is a secret subculture where diesel trucks have smokestacks, where the beer flows freely, and the titties run wild. This is the land that you will find such behavior as these burn outs.
Hold my Beer, and Watch this,
Redneck America…