Honestly, the stuff Miller is accused of is so horrifying that I probably unintentionally downplayed it too much in the original version of this piece out of an interest in keeping the overall tone light. I’ve updated with links to Splinter’s coverage, which contains the court documents describing what he supposedly…

It’s so, so much worse than this article suggests. For instance, 1) the custody battle is with his mistress. 2) Trump has chosen him for Communications Director, which is technically superior to Press Secretary. 3) He was replaced by Sean Spicer after his mistress revealed their love child.

Naw, she needed the ol “Poochie Special.”

Yeah, that’s what he said.

Wouldn’t the obvious choice be for her character to die from an overdose of Ambien?

Cause w/out Rosanne Barr the person/character in a scene, show was decent. Ok, maybe not “decent” at least watchable sort of.. um, guess your right though I always liked John Goodman for most part.

I’m hoping the new season starts with Dan shoveling the last lumps of dirt into a hole, and then turning to Becky to say, “Well, we learned our lesson - you gotta cut off the head and bury it separately.”

Why does it have to be off-screen? Why not make a wax replica of Roseanne and blow it up like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? In fact, make that your opening titles!

She certainly has that, “The Space Emperor Will See You Now, Captain Star Commander of the Star Command” vibe about her.

Nacho and his dad in the scene with the money was downright painterly. Donna’s right - that man has an incredibly expressive face. They both do.

I consider myself lucky that I’ve found a med that works well for me.  I take a low dose of Lexapro, which gives me what I can only describe as the feeling of being on a solid foundation.  From this I’ve tried to build myself up, and develop of lifestyle of coping strategies.  I eat well and focus on raw fresh foods.…

Damn this breaks my heart.  I’ve posted frequently about my mental health struggles, and it is hard to believe that one can overcome these challenges, when so many people of late succumb to the pain and sorrow, despite having access to the resources.  It’s so dispiriting . 

“Best OK Picture”

Next up a lifetime achievement award for Michael Bay.

Paul Blart, Oscar Winner

“And the Oscar goes to... George C. Scott in Man Getting Hit By Football.”

Yeah this is bullshit. Turning the Oscars into the MTV Movie Awards does neither any favors.

Best ‘Splosions Film.

I’m pretty sure Cousin Oliver is buried in the backyard.

Man, I really hope Gamora isn’t perma-dead. I like the character, but holy shit, that would be the most depressing character arc in the marvel U: