I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

I live in Asheville and work a couple doors down from his magic shop that was never open. Legend has it he once bought an acoustic guitar from a busker for a couple of hundred bucks and then smashed it.

This hit me a lot harder than I thought it might.

Would gladly do 50 dollars and time served if it meant we could get him back. RIP Harry Anderson. Say hi to Mel for us.

Really hit its stride when Ros and Christine showed up (seasons 3-4 and on).

I loved Night Court when I was a kid, and have caught some reruns as an adult. It holds up. He is the beating heart of that show. Bull, Dan, Ros, Christine, Mack, and others were great characters, but Harry Anderson grounded it, with his own sharp humor. Harry, Mel Torme, and corny magic tricks. 65 is far too young. I…

That’s exactly what it reads like. Perfection.

Self owns, for sure.

A show with more nuance would address Dan and Roseanne slipping into their parents’ attitudes as they age and have Darlene, or better yet DJ, point out their hypocrisy.

I disliked this episode for several reasons. For one, the original Roseanne was against spanking. Roseanne was abused by her father and acknowledged how it messed her up. There was an (excellent) episode where she spanks DJ and feels terrible about it.

What about...these guns?

Keep all personal effects in your pockets and or purse throughout the film. If you drop your car keys, leave them. That’s what insurance is for.

They also love Freedom of speech. As long as you aren’t gay. Or liberal. Or a woman. Or black. Or not a Christian.

I will say that Pence doesn’t seem nearly as thin-skinned as Trump. He even took the Hamilton thing pretty well.

I was buying some books on Amazon, not long after Toys R Us announced its closure, and I remember all the difficulty involved in finding stuff in the pre-interweb days. I can particularly remember trying to locate a CD-ROM game, and having to call around to various stores, while asking my parents, if such-and-such…

Nixon, who is 51, has never held public office before—not that that really matters in a post-Trump world.

A: Don’t let yourself be raided by private equity firms and saddled with $5b in debt.

Couldn’t Ant Man just sneakily crawl up Thanos’ butthole into his colon, then enlarge himself into Giant Man, tearing Thanos apart?

It certainly fucking does.