I say stop being so formal. Provide plenty of booze, live mics ,and step back to watch them spill tea and talk shit about each other. That, or Celebrity Death Match

I know I was like I got a sex with children notification for this?

It was a callback to the regeneration between 1st and 2nd doctor.

Josie & the Pussycats - the voice actors who sang the songs in the original 16 episodes in 1970-71 (different from the voice actors who did the dialogue) were chosen not only on their singing talent but for their similarity in physical appearance to the cartoon characters so they could make live…

Never would’ve thought that the voice of Daphne would actually look like Daphne. I think the only other cartoon characters who looked like who voiced them were Phil Hartman’s characters on The Simpsons (I know I’m omitting a ton of classic Scooby Doo cameos here).

I at first read your comments as “puppets”, and thought Henson style anchors. Which would be great, but puppies works too; why not.

That makes perfect sense since Murdoch got his start owning tabloids and that is exactly how The National Enquirer would create stories. Dave would say “Hey, Bob, do you think that lightning storm last night could have been cover for aliens visiting Hoboken?” Bob would say “sure, Dave. Could be.” Fred would overhear…

FIRE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND REPLACE THEM WITH PUPPIES

There was a great post from someone (wish I could remember who) when Stewart retired. They said that part of his being ready to call it quits had to be how worn down he was from holding up a mirror to Medusa every night and having her yell “libtard!” instead of turning to stone.

Time to add Disney World to the list of things President Fuckup has ruined for me, which includes Home Alone 2, being a teetotal, confidence in democracy, and having any hope for the future.

People were prepared to forgive Franken when the first incident came to light. People seem to have forgiven George Takei, who to my knowledge hasn’t had any other accusers. People understand a moment of poor judgment.

I don’t feel uneasy about Franken resigning.

I honestly believe this is the right decision. Yeah, he’s probably being railroaded to some degree, and yeah, there are far worse accusations against other senators and (sadly) soon-to-be-senators, and of course, the fucking president. But Democrats need to be on the right side of history here, and if that means…

Thank God. And before anyone starts, it’s actually a good thing to go into the 2018 election with at least one party that doesn’t excuse sexual assault.

You ever wonder if an entire religion may have been founded on a teen girl trying to cover up a hook up and a creepy old guy three times her age agreeing to help in exchange for some loving himself.

Completely forgetting, like Trump did, that JOSEPH IS NOT JESUS’S DAD.

Listening to the news on my drive in to work today, I think the fact that Oompah-Loompah in Chief has some form of Alzheimer’s or dementia has never been more profoundly clear. I think the fact that he is reportedly questioning both the Access Hollywood tape and Obama’s birth certificate again are like flashing neon…

You’re right. We should all be as rigid and humorless as you.