Next time I have an orgasm I really want to say, "Take 3 Satisfaction Tokens from the Intimacy Pool" but I'd just be talking to myself.

You... you know this isn't Fox News right? They can't hear you over here.

You may be on to something in that he doesn't see the difference between an actor in character and the real person behind them. It would be like expecting Christian Bale to dress up like Batman and beat up some bad guys.

Hopefully her next beau will be an iron man instead of a war machine.