And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

Patriots Screw Panthers, Create Super Panther That Patrols Mexican Border And Eviscerates All Undocumented Children

Fuck that. Where's crispy M&Ms??

Sleep tight, Bradley...

No one has ever gotten laid drinking fucking Mike's hard lemonade, do you also pee sitting down?

Drunk - "I'll have the Alex Ovechkin"

Against my better judgement, I was REEEEEALLY hoping that the first picture captured this guy's come-to-jesus moment and would turn out to be a great redemption story.

Steven Stamkos has officially scored more goals for the Sabres this season than Ville Leino.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

The best part of the game was when the Penguins lost.

Chance of raining glass: 31%

WEARING A REDSKIN JACKET
Good god! I hope they find him quick. He's already skinned one person alive.

Why get so fancy? Just show footage of the Stars winning the Stanley Cup in color.

A representative from the Caucasus Emirate denied any association with Ibragmova, saying, "Not that I wouldn't associate with her or anything. What? No, it's not like that. Some of my best friends are black widows!"

"That's one way to handle defeat."

Waiter: Yes our specials tonight are the filet mignon and a french onion soup

Obvious inspiration.

There's a lot of pedo bear happening with that mascot logo.