Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

What was more disturbing was the sight of Tony Romo celebrating by bleeding out of his vagina.

Here, Bryan Cranston pretends to care about Canadian Football. Is there any role the man can't do?

This headline would be way better without "Sits Down During Live"

Zolak: So Rob, if you like that esoteric physics stuff, what are your thoughts on string theory?

/clicks on Deadspin

And for the 1,875th week in a row , falling off a ledge is the highlight of a Buffalo resident's week.

Ford was obviously in distress. "Cancel her McDonald's order" sounds a lot like "Councillor McConnell, order"

That's unbeweaveable!

I'll show myself out.

Yes, but she's saying "Champlain? Shmoopie loopie"

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

A Schiano-man trolls Schiano-man deadspin posters then murders their families.

Please, no Schiano-man jokes or I will murder your families.

Rob wanted to go home, but Grima Wormtongue kept making him buy everyone beers.

Did someone say KITTEN MITTONS????

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

This one has only been nominated for an Academy Award.