Shoney's (R) #2002

Exactly! Utah knows she's choking, the fear and the adrenaline is causing her to freeze. She knows she has to go on and at least vomit out some more words to fill her time. But it's South Carolina that is just on a higher plane, a meditative state. She lets loose a stream of conciousness that ebbs and flows with such…

It's the confidence that South Carolina possesses in her idiocy that outshines Utah. The lack of hesitation and the melding of borders, plus the seamless use of "such as" is what allows South Carolina to keep her crown in this comparison.

Jesus. It felt neck and neck, and then South Carolina unleashed the "The Iraq, everywhere like such as." You can literally see her hit her stride and just jump to another level. No contest.

What's a Nene Leakes?

Wow.

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Putting the R&B in rodeo.

Nice to know even the pros make shitty shots.

Gosh darn it, being a sports fan can be heck. Dang, that was rough.

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