Just on a whim a few weeks ago I took a Google Maps tour of South America. Pro tip: Don’t do it, it’s incredibly depressing. The entire bottom half is all farm land. Biodiversity is a dream of the past.

It appears your face has drawn a line of demarcation from the upper half of your head, not unlike the Korean Peninsula.

Scorching hot!

Jumped the shark has jumped the shark? Does this mean jumped the jumped the shark expression is the new jumped the shark expression?

Hm, gotta admit I don’t get this one.

Awww how precious.

OMGyouguys! What if RATM Tribute is actually RATM that forms this one night to pay tribute to RATM??

Tastes like their offense.

Your friend and I would get along.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Ohhhhhh sick burn bro!

I was enjoying see you get your ass handed to you in this back and forth, and then you had to go and mention you're a freaking psychologist... Now I'm just sad for your current or future clients.

BUT ITS FR CHARITEEEEE HERRRRP!

Without a doubt.

BABA BOOEYYYYY!!!!!!

[obligatory gawker rape gif]

This is going to look fantastic, on flatbeds taking the transcontinental drive to LA in a couple years.