It's all good, let's hug it out!

Aww marms. Come on now. Welcome to Deadspin, where comments are often jokes that don't represent true feelings on a subject.

Nice troll on Craft Beer Guy!!!

By far the worst day a pro has ever had.

Nicely done! Stifling laughter in shared office.

And checks over his shoulder to make sure the coast is clear.

How is this related to Bill Hicks? Seriously, not condescending.

Probably trolling, but you have the right to say what you want, and the right to suffer the consequences for said speech, especially based on the contract you signed with your employer. Something something cast us in a negative light something.

Pretty sure the 'little extra' given as he's coming across the field this season will be penalty enough.

Clearly Jesus' fault for not attending that game.

I always found it incredibly gay seeing a truck equipped with these . Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I doubt that the type of person that attaches said nuts to their Dodge Ram with a DUAL OVERHEAD CAM 426 HEMI is looking to be labeled a knobslobberer. Hey everyone, here's a pair of testicles hanging…

This feels so right.... how could it be wrong?

You'd think the extra opposable feet would provide him a superior stance and excellent support.

Successful troll is successful. You've been tagged and bagged.

I feel a SINKER coming...

What part of

Tonawanda Times are not to be trifled with. Did you not see the expose on the lack of crispness to Duff's Wings? Don't fuck with the T-squared, holmes.

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35... but everything else is money. Creepy.

You do realize what an obvious paradox this is, yes Fartknocker?