And here is where I would leave a clip of "And that's why you always leave a note" if I could only find one. The internet's series of tubes done failed me.

Well, if you like burgers give it a try sometime.

Zeni's got it right. Don't drink Absinthe unless you drink it right. And at least have a tolerance for black licorice. Here watch and learn.

Here in Colo Springs we had a Kill Storm stop dead in its tracks last night. Pics from our world-renowned fishwrap: [www.gazette.com]

Researchers go on to report that 100 % of non-smokers have a much better chance of outliving their leather-faced counterparts.

Actually I live in Manitou Springs and there are a large amount of dirty filthy hippies. The drum circle outside my apartment every Thursday night is evidence of this fact. What we need is MORE Lysol brandishing crusaders.

I remember the first 300 baud modem we bought.

Hangar One Vodka. If you're going to do vodka, do it right. Nothing compares. Even their website is a work of art.