Actually I live in Manitou Springs and there are a large amount of dirty filthy hippies. The drum circle outside my apartment every Thursday night is evidence of this fact. What we need is MORE Lysol brandishing crusaders.

I remember the first 300 baud modem we bought.

Hangar One Vodka. If you're going to do vodka, do it right. Nothing compares. Even their website is a work of art.