It's rhyming slang for Jiminy Cricket.

So shouldn't he have taken into consideration that a prison sentence at his age would be a "death sentence" before he became a drug smuggler?

*Hologram Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. sulks*

"I'm rappin gramma and I'm here to say….What am I here to say again?"

He's a nice old mule, isn't he?

Let's burro into this topic a little deeper.

With Luise Rainer as the sexy older woman!

Shit, I thought he was still alive.

Eli Wallach!

Does the Joffrey Ballet feature lots of slapping?

Katie doesn't know us very well if she doesn't realize that any punchline we will insert will involve either ElDan or Nerd.

THE AV CLUB

"You may touch my bosom if you wish."

So apparently setting up a Disqus account with my AV Club name has wiped out my AV Club account. Fucking Disqus.