My girlfriend has an iPhone 3GS. I do not own a smartphone. Your argument is invalid.

damn. what apps did you develop?

Love the Kanye West reference in the last article, intentional or no.

Those are the stupidest guns I've ever seen...they look like those paper guitars that they sell at the local Walgreens.

oh my god. I am going to show this to Ryan North, this is so wonderful

well said.

@ampersands: okay, thanks. I'm working my way through Fringe now and my brother was excited about something from that episode, so I assumed that was it

How about that spoiler in the first sentence?

Good timing! Chuck one of those over here, will ya?

Is that a Half-Life reference? Please tell me it's a Half-Life reference.

"The appeals court noted that Boland could have attempted to make his legal defense without creating or possessing child pornography."

@Cabs21: They're called "minerals", and they have nothing to do with calcium besides performing a similar role.

According to the Starcraft 1 manual, Zerg organisms use vespene as a high-energy food source (obviously the sedentary creep and buildings have far far lower food needs than an active Zerg unit) and use the minerals to build strong bones, much as we use calcium (which, incidentally, is a metal in its purest form). That…

@rdldr1: No.

Watch out, the reviews on Amazon are abysmal, and apparently the ornament itself is tiny (see customer images)

@WestwoodDenizen: Yes well this magnet is for when bikers are endangered by drivers, which is also a possibility.

I loved Salvation. Shame it didn't do well financially. And judging what I've heard of The Walking Dead, Hurd would do justice to the franchise she helped create. I'm all for it.

@WestwoodDenizen: If you almost kill someone through negligence, you deserve to be talked down to.

@Super Traction Engine: Just Cause 2

Why would you ever do something like this? Oh, I know... Just Cause!