There's an App for that.

@jayray78: Genius!!! Like what they did with the trollies.

@aec007: DOPE! That looks fun and not as dynamic as those bungee seats.

Rockin' 4.2 on my iPad right now... I waited for iTunes to go out of beta.

*slow clap*

The worst part about this issue is that it's not about security... It's about putting money in the pockets of the companies that support our military-industrial complex. Those machines are spendy and we don't need them or the goons that run them.

@dcdttu: My first thought too. Searching... Searching... battery dead.

@Stem_Sell: Fuck yes. Heart.

@sweett310: Ahahahahaha! I was joking, but hey, there it is!

Next up, Donkey Punch!

@muchdrama: Totally. My thought process went from. Hey this is pretty logical... Then they said he sleeps in the same room as his mom. Not so logical now, huh?

Good industrial design. Great!

If my daughters and wife need to be essentially stripped or groped, then the fucking pilots, attendants, and ground crew need to as well, otherwise, our privacy is being invaded in vain.

@Nick P: Fucking great idea. I love civil disobedience like this.

Awwww, I thought this was another iOS Apps for forgetful people... Laughed my ass off, and then realized, that no, I just misread.

@Dezerus Richardson: Seems smart, doesn't it?

@AreWeThereYeti: Smart. That would totally work well.

@OMG! Ponies!: With two beers in hand!

Friendster wasn't easy either...

I really hope everyone opts for the pat down on Thanksgiving weekend.