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@Dr. Nemmo: Me too.

Perfectly matches the 'stache!

In my mind, it doesn't really matter where the blunder was made. The fact of the story is that people are taking information on the Internet as fact now.

Realistic interactive robots won't be here any sooner than a flying car.

@nickux: HEART!

Great ending. Love the flailing leg thing.

@Lübnäh: has taken your moment of zen hostage: Uhhh. Yes. That's why I'm surprised that updates like this weren't worked out prior to shipping.

@Serigei: I'm just saying, the standards have been around for a while, I'm surprised we're still seeing this. I understand vendors change and new driver's/stacks need to be written, but hello, this is fucking 30 years later. You'd think the kinks on this particular function would be well worked out because we rely…

Where's the ASCII?!?!? Oh well, still radical.

My wife's a nurse. They have a list every year that starts over. Number of _different_ objects taken out of people's rectum. Guess what they're up to now...

@AreWeThereYeti: HEart indeed.

High transaction tax. These systems can cause irreparable damages in a matter of hours... High taxes on transactions would make companies think about their trades a little better. Or maybe they'd just pass the cost to the customer.

Jell Yeah Jesus. I am sick of seeing an "executive dashboard" of analog looking meters on my flatscreen.

I don't mean to sound like a wet blanket here, guys, but I've known this since I was a kid watching my cats drink. It's mesmerizing as hell.

OK, the TV networks were cool with the network/Google when it brought them viewers to their websites. Now they are whining because they don't want people to watch their programs on their TV. Wait, isn't that what BROADCASTERS want?!?!?!

@scrapplejoe: It's just ancient as far as ports/protocols go. I can't believe there were issues with ethernet of all things.

@TheShinyHobbiest: You are right. Totally. Thanks!

@Christina Bonnington: Thanks! You rule, and not just for correcting, but for the awesome rhyme.

I can't get enough of these Taiwanese "news reals." Hu Jin was really great. Reminded me of this.