Omg....I feel like a just cracked a code. Trump’s children (or at least the 3 he acknowledges on a daily basis) are basically the cast of Fox and Friends- the tall blonde douche, the squat brunette douche, and the blonde lady who seems just slightly smarter than her two co-hosts.

So far I’ve gotten:

This is me. I work at a small university in Oregon. The only reason I survive is because my husband secured a professorship. It’s important to understand the alienation going on here in addition to economic inequalities. While I teach in the english department, my “office” is across campus, in a small cubicle in a…

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

It’s called SHADE.

I’m so sick of pelosi getting heat by dealing with trump.

I feel the same way God feels today

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Not even remotely the same, but thanks for playing.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

“Awwww yeah!”

“Becoming ugly” is a gift if you can manage it. I get a lot of shit for it from the people who knew me when I was a very sweet, endlessly polite and appeasing 16 and seem to think that that’s who I still should be, but it’s worth it. I even get a little thrill of satisfaction when I say something harshly true or…

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

This film looks extraordinary and in the spirit of celebrating cats and the people who love them, may I introduce Moshow to the conversation?

I saw this on Twitter a couple of days ago and it made me think...for a split second...we’re all going to be okay:

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

The world needs more of this sort of “I’m green” old people craziness instead of the “President Trump will let me murder Mexicans” old people crazy we’ve been getting lately.

“An it harm none do what ye will”