Not to be pedantic, but the second character you mentioned was actually played by Will Forte! (Who really should get a chance to host sometime, too, because everything he ever did on the show was genius.)

Ugly Betty lasted five seasons and was really falling apart at the end (though it did pull out a sweet coming-out plotline in the last season) so I don't think "ABC was the network that canceled Ugly Betty" is much of an argument. It's not like they canceled it after 13 episodes or anything. It had a perfectly…

Well, in the context of an Amanda Bynes story, it is actually relevant to note whether she was high on weed, as opposed to the many other drugs she could have been on.

Yeah. Not to mention that there are only so many twenty-something women to go around.

Well, I guess I have to see the sequel to The Maze Runner. I've had the biggest dumb crush on Aiden Gillen since Queer as Folk.

And while Elisabeth Moss was playing the role, she got married to Fred Armisen. Yep. Definitely cursed. (That was also the production that Jeremy Piven dropped out of due to sushi-induced "mercury poisoning. What a trainwreck.)

I'm partial to Red Lobster myself. Apparently the cheddar bar biscuits are ~300 calories apiece - THAT'S A QUARTER OF MY DAILY CALORIE ALLOWANCE, WHAT THE FUCK - but I'm powerless before a basket of them.

Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid's son is a good example. He's in the first Hunger Games movie and is totally goofy-looking despite looking very distinctly like both Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. It's bizarre.

I just wish I looked good in light colors! I love those designs, but the color palette would make me look sickly. It's all black and jewel tones over here.

Mark Ruffalo is my forever boyfriend. JGL looks like the obnoxious token straight boy at the community theatre who plays the "sensitive artist" role while simultaneously boning six different girls in the cast, causing serious drama when they all find out they're being played.

In the 90s? I impulse-bought one of those Lisa Frank 1000+ sticker books at Rite Aid and decoupaged myself a sick iPhone case this year. (Which I get a surprising number of compliments on, actually.) Needless to say, I kind of dig this.

Maybe Lena just doesn't like or care about fashion all that much, though. And that's her prerogative! Mindy's instagram is 90% "Look at this cool dress someone sent me!" or "Look at these shoes I bought!" and it's obvious that she has a strong sense of personal style and knows what looks good, not just on her but in…

Oh, I definitely made my speechwriter ex talk shop to me during sex. He was kind of bemused at first, but then it turned out that he was pretty submissive, so he was happy to do so as long as he could call me Madame President. Best "weird" sex of my life, that relationship.

Hyperarticulate political shop talk. I had my sexual awakening to The West Wing (Sam Seaborn and Jed Bartlet are my forever crushes) and later dated a speechwriter for about a year. He'd take me to his work parties and I'd get super turned on just listening to him network. I don't know, guys.

It's like we've all forgotten the Milly Dowling case entirely.

In third grade, I once got home from school (latchkey kid) to find that my beloved yellow lab puppy Buttons had ripped up the entire laundry room linoleum floor. I had to wait an excruciating four hours for my mom to get home from work and discover it. I don't think I've ever been more stressed.

I did, and I laughed for days. By that logic, lesbian porn also doesn't cater to the male gaze at all. No men there!

Can we do hips or thick thighs next? My butt is fairly unremarkable, but I'm hella pear-shaped and would love a couple songs about that.

Actually, she did an interview quite recently with the Guardian where she basically said "I didn't know what feminists WERE when I said I wasn't one, and I am totally a feminist now that I've been educated about it." I was surprised that it got nary a mention on Jezebel, considering how huge a statement like that is…

I will say this: I am totally into the court intrigue/political elements of Game of Thrones/ASOIAF. I love the whole Kings Landing crew, I love the Greyjoys and the whole kingsmoot subplot, I love the different wars and betrayals and the relationships between the characters. But I tend to tune out during the more…