But the fact that she was even willing to go back to school and get a master's, instead of just embarking on a big PR campaign to convince the public that she cares about politics, tells me that she's serious and at least moderately intelligent. I have so much more respect for celebrities who actually walk the walk…

It's so weird that fellating a horse is illegal, but masturbating a horse is fine if you're just going to use it to make more horses.

Thank you for your common sense. I'm sure it will be completely ignored/torn apart by the Beyonce stans ("HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T A FEMINIST?" "WHITE TEARS.GIF") but I know people who work in PR and brand management and this is 100% congruent with what they tell me. Y'all don't want to know how the sausage is made,…

Except Barbie is, above all else, a toy aimed at 4-8 year old girls, and 4-8 year old girls need to be told that they can be an astronaut/surgeon/football coach/president/rock star. If you want to make a Neurotic Middle-Management Mess Barbie to reflect what real women are like, do whatever you want, but I have no…

She's hosted twice so far. Praying for a third time soon.

I want to see them in a heist caper, but your idea totally works too.

YESSSSSSSSSSS.

I would totally go for Rogen, fyi. Not sure why his name's become pop culture shorthand for "generic unappealing white dude." I've had a little crush on him since Freaks and Geeks.

Same here. Like, I genuinely don't understand the attraction to hyper-masculine muscle men. It does nothing for me.

I guess I'll be the odd one out and say that I don't like the super-ripped superhero-actor look at all (give me gangly skinny dudes any day) and it really bums me out that instead of relaxing body image standards across the board, they've just been ramped up for both genders. EQUALITY! Fuck health!

I know Jezebel has a weird collective hate-boner for Katy Perry, but fuck it. I think her shtick is fun and the people who do her videos and write her songs are obviously great at their jobs. Still don't think she can really sing worth a damn, but whatever. She obviously has a sense of humor about herself and doesn't…

On the one hand, I think those ad campaigns are insufferable and I can't watch them with a straight face. On the other, part of me says "Well, if it helps other women feel better about their own fucked-up body images, it's not my place to say those ads shouldn't exist." And on the other, I just wish America taught…

To be fair, all people talked about re. Bob Costas at the Olympics was that massive eye infection and how ridiculous he looked wearing glasses and daring to go on TV with pinkeye. Like, I see your point, and it's a good one, but people very much did make fun of how Bob Costas looked.

Well, a few years ago Kim Novak wrote an open letter to the producers of Black Swan, equivocating them with rapists because they used part of the Vertigo score in their movie. She's been a bit "off" for a while. Her Oscars appearance didn't come as much of a surprise, tbh.

Linked! Enjoy it.

I spent half the day reading a 45,000 word Hunger Games fic about why District Two wasn't part of the Mockingjay rebellion that, I swear to God, was ten times better-written than The Hunger Games itself.

Huh, that makes sense - IIRC, I remember seeing a blog entry that referred to "[username] from Fetlife" and followed the trail from there. It didn't lead me directly to the page, but it was still pretty easy to find.

Well, if you don't want people to find your dick pics, don't use the same username on every site you're on. I found it all just by googling the one, very uncommon user handle.

I was on OKCupid for a while and got a message from someone who looked kind of familiar. Did a little digging, realized he was a friend of a friend who I'd met a few times. Did a little more digging, and found his FetLife profile, filled with dick pics and photos of him tying up naked girls at parties. It's hard to…

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.