@normawilahmina: The problem is also that the thumb is on the bottom, when it should be on top.

@Mrs. Beeton: WILL THE PC BRIGADE GIVE YOUR PETS CANCER?

@mgallagher713: In this case though, her being unmarried and him not being the father makes it more problematic to me since the father *was* around. I think she would bear less responsibility if there weren't an available adult she could trust with the child. As is . . .

MPN likes twinkie guys and is going to ignore all the haters.

"For the last time, I can hike fine in these heels. Now will you keep moving?"

@SorciaMacnasty: Yeah, that's my problem with this study. It seems to ignore the simple fact that some people have rape fantasies. Which, as long as no one gets actually raped, is perfectly fine.

@Mamaw: That is gold. I'm guessing that was from "Golf Dykes?"

@SharpestShark: Don't forget, "Have you ever had sex? With a man? A woman?" Seriously, admit that you're asexual and what you do in bed is everybody's business. (Because clearly, if you've done anything ever, you're just lying. And if you haven't done anything, then you just think you're asexual because you…

@beezelbubbles: Heck, even when people react well, I often spend an hour explaining what I mean by "asexual." I find it far easier to let people assume whatever they want than to have to give a lecture on sexuality since a one-word answer never seems to be enough.

@sheleftyouasong: Co-signed. This sounds like the worst thing ever. Combine something I love with something that makes me unable to breathe? Urk.

This is what Bridesmaid should've said:

Monday is Mexicanmartiniday, duh.

Amy Sedaris' guide to crafting on a budget ($14.50) is more than just a craft book—its inane, colorful photos (in which Sedaris models as different characters) make it a great coffee-table read.

@they call me ginger: Thanksgiving is where the sexy is at. Clearly you need to show some rando what to be thankful for.

@keldo: Too bad for the other woman. But her friends had to Leicester make her own mistakes.

@StuckOnRepeat: Not that this is in the Qu'ran.

@willwriteforfood: That sounds completely reasonable to me.

@rhubarbarin: Now, now. Don't call the PCRM "doctors." Only 5-10% of the membership is actual MDs. It's a vegan/animal rights group.

@littleada: Don't forget that the PCRM is only 5% actual MDs. It's a vegan/animal rights lobbying group.

@lizlemonade: Love that scene.