@Br0ken: Where they the right cut of diamonds? Some women are picky about the cut.

@lalie (apologetic mess): THE WINTER'S TALE, natch.

I enjoyed clicking through to Robin Givhan's articles. Most of the articles as a whole expressed a very Jezebel view. For instance, the end of the article on Rice's high-heeled boots:

It doesn't solve genderqueer issues, but my friends and I tend to use "lady friend" and "gentleman friend" since it sounds less high school.

@Blarfengar Honeydew (Bunsen): Well, she was drunk.

@LAmonkeygirl: My hand is so high in the air it's about to bust a hole in the ceiling.

@TeenageWorld: How did you split C-mas between the two in the nine years after the divorce but prior to your brother's death?

@anteup lost her pizazz: I like giving Texas goods like chocolate-covered pecans. Or fancy jerky.

Inappropriate:

@Tnetennba3000 (fka nappy): Oh no. It sucks. It's not just your opinion.

@Atchoo_Atchoo_Etc: That's what proxies are for!

@Tyra.WM: It is readily available. As other people pointed out, it's called the library.

@Tnetennba3000 (fka nappy): You can watch Vampire Diaries legal at cwtv.com and Community at hulu.com.

First: ask the owner before approaching a dog. One of my dogs, when she got old, was still mobile but mostly deaf/blind/etc. That meant she was uncomfortable with anyone other than close family. We always, always warned people not to touch her. Four out of five times the person reached down to pet her five minutes…

#7 I want to do the sparkly mini and combat boots thing. In fact, I have the combat boots and know where to buy the mini.

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: That was the joke. ;)

3 vanilla beans to 2 cups vodka. Let sit 3 months.

Fuck you. A Charlie Brown Christmas has a fabulous soundtrack.

@Donovanesque: I think it's "picky at point of purchase." I'm comfortable in heels, but I never buy a pair that pinches, rubs, slips, or otherwise seems like it could become annoying.

@CynicalPink: . . . what is this Wegemans you speak of?