Well, I'll keep eating Kisses until Cadbury starts exporting Crunchies.

@magnets: I am so glad I'm not the only one who looked at that and thought butt plug.

I was a plus one at my roommate's holiday party one year. This led to a few quiet explanations that no, I was not her girlfriend. Therefore, don't always assume that the plus one is a significant other. They could've just brought a close friend.

I think my favorite part is, "I'm wearing some sort of Star Trek jacket." He can totally take the meme, but he's baffled by his own fashion choices. (As we all are sometimes, looking at a photo years later.) Love it.

The 50's . . . so innocent and nonsexual.

Here's the thing: going together with a friend to the bathroom and continuing your conversation, or striking up one with someone there, is one thing. You're both there, you know what you're both really there to do, but you might as well acknowledge the other person's presence. It's just being friendly and relaxed.

@dialing_footnoterphone: M/F/F threesomes? Polyamory advocate Oprah?

@dialing_footnoterphone: So true. I loved the ending. Oprah wouldn't shut up about being gay, if she were.

@crocuta: Road trips work on one simple premise. "Driver chooses the music, bitch shuts their piehole."

@they call me ginger: That's how I read it. The squeezing and sucking - clothes designed for fat women are made to try to force them to look like skinny women, and it doesn't work because their bodies are different. They look better naked that in most of the clothes in stores.

Did someone say women who are special and different?

@FreudianNipSlip: And if you wear a merkin-covered gherkin under a fitted, stylish jerkin you might find the boys lurkin'.

@ElleJay: I think everyone in the thread is jealous of you.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Don't forget that she has to fight the man, who must be armed with a gun or knife. In addition, he can't just have P-in-V sex with her, since all women want P in their V. He has to go further, like anal sex or forcing her to lick the Bible.

@Miz X: I think we aren't arguing the same thing here. I'm not saying that white culture isn't dominant or mainstream. I'm saying that it exists.

A couple of summers ago I traveled to the UK to study for a semester. The flight arrives on time, the people next to me seem nice, I settle in to read a book before they start the movies.

@cand86: That would be the best documentary ever.

@Miz X: 1. In a hair salon, specifically? Talking about your families with your stylist, perhaps discussing the celeb who's picture you brought in because you liked their hair, sharing details about your job or school, talking about the places you came from. Most people have conversations with their stylist and go…

I keep hoping things titled Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys will be about women who are sexually aroused by gay men having gay sex. Because I find the weirdness of human sexuality more interesting than treating a friendship as something strange rather than two people liking each other despite being a different…

@Miz X: 1. I am claiming white culture was there before. Not that that's good or bad, just that it isn't "culturally spaceless" as the professor claimed. White culture is a culture, not an absence of it.