Luckily, I am no longer a maid. Even more luckily, I will never marry this guy.

@small-fox: Yes.

This is one celebrity feud I would actually enjoy reading about.

@blahblahblah: I want her hair. Such a gorgeous color.

Buy more than one sweater. Sweaters show off the form, they're fun to run your hands on, they come in cool colors.

@LutherNipperkin: Co-signed. I love spotting these on the street.

@paperispatient: It's not that abnormal, actually. People have a wide range of experiences with anal sex just as they do with vaginal sex. There's just a prevailing narrative that it always hurts initially.

@jayca416: I'm stuck on random French/German outbursts.

@notsodarling: Well, at least the bullshit brought out excellent gifs.

@Shancan: The question is how Batman feels about anal sex. I suspect his opinion differs from Bruce Wayne's.

Well, if they aren't clean then that's just no good.

I demand Keynes and Smith slash!

I knew a guy who had to break up with his boyfriend once he used his bathroom. The boyfriend had a signed photo of himself and Ann Coulter hanging above the toilet.

-Coupons

@pantsless: That's my mom's color combination. People definitely believe something is dyed when you add in my sister's brown hair and blue eyes.

@DiamondWorkhorse: I do not get the UK hatred of gingers. I love the hair color and kept my hair red for years. (Which led to a very uncomfortable period, after I stopped coloring, wherein people kept asking me why I dyed my hair that terrible brown when I had such lovely red hair.)

@FavreFAIL: For $15 you can see it in 3-D.

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: I think it needs a disclaimer constantly flashing across the bottom, a la South Park. "This actually happens in the book."

@ms.idarose: PM'd.

@ms.idarose: I just want it cut. I generally go to beauty schools, but the people I like always graduate so I'd like to find something steadier.