So, any Jezzies have Austin stylist recommendations?

@VirginiaPlain: I pay then walk back and give the stylist the tip. I just do it quickly then leave.

@ShadyLane: This was almost my exact comment. I've lived in three major cities in Texas, gone to a variety of salons, and never had a separate person to shampoo/dry my hair.

@robots need love too: I studied in England, but it was during the summer. Bring fabrics that travel well and don't worry about having a ton of clothes. Just wash and recycle about two weeks worth of stuff. (Plus, with a bit of extra room you can buy some cool clothes in Europe.)

@cinnatron: I have great will-be-offended-you-asked-me-out-dar. 'Great' being sarcastic.

@glucklich: RZ looked gorgeous in Bridget Jones. That's a compliment.

@philosoraptor: I tried once, and gave up about 50 books in.

@crawledoutofthesea: Generally, they're more clothes from her childhood than from when she was happy.

My sister and I developed a code. We say "Planet Mom" to our mother if she tries something on that looks like it was beamed in from the sixties or seventies. She used to complain that we never let her buy anything she liked. But now most people think she's at least ten years younger than she is.

I think the friendship for these two has run the course.

@Gnatalby: I think this stereotype is why whenever someone comes out a lot of their friends need to be reassured that he/she does not want to fuck them.

@token_liberal: His cooking show is Guy's Big Bite.

@curiousgeorgiana: He's coming to a dive in my former hometown for Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives and everyone's very excited. It's an excellent place that could use the exposure.

My roommate spent six hours in the kitchen last night. But we have two delicious, moist cakes to show for it, so I'm not overly concerned.

I guess the sunbather should've used that spray sunscreen. Rubbing is sexy, but surely there's no innuendo in a woman spraying her chest with liquid . . .

In some ways, I can get behind a country that outlaws the faux-hawk.

@NotIt: Leaving Houston during the summer fills me with joy. Perhaps Lady Gaga went on vacation there just to enjoy ending the vacation.

@awkwardturtle: I have a naturally flat stomach. Even then, it rounds a little where my torso meets my legs if I'm sitting because that's how bodies are shaped. My stomach would have to be concave rather than flat to join to the rest of my body without any curves.

Aw man ya'll. I can't wait to buy some Diesels and have an affair with my elderly female boss. It'll be so hot.

@philosoraptor: It is. It has also taken over every room I own. I'm pretty sure I'll die by bookalanche.