@cool_as_KimDeal: Do you know what brand and shade it is? I like that blue.

@AmbivalentAlumna: I myself have been considering Aubergine Glass. It has a boozy ring to it, which is always classy.

So, the Roman Polanski schedule was a resurgence of the golden age of scandal? He was just doing his job as an auteur to make sure our tabloid stories were juicy? Yep.

@anna.molly: Yeah, I wouldn't want that pair of knickers anywhere near my face.

@mbmargarita: Now that sounds like a hairstyle. Joy Leslie Bangs.

I am not jellin'.

I would enjoy having a card printed with "I'm hitting on you" and my e-mail address. Of course, I generally make it clear in real life by just writing down my e-mail and giving it to someone. They often get the picture. But having a card seems kind of classy.

When I'm tipsy, I make plays-on-words and puns that don't quite work. Apparently this starts out hilarious and then becomes unnerving.

@odonata: Someone should do a catalog of hip, young lesbian hair. Then people can place bets on which cut the next big young male star will be wearing.

The coordinating bracelets are what make this look really pop.

It's the anti-Bieber hair. It's doing everything possible to stay out of his face.

@Ashaleeeee: Here's the full decision.

@Ashaleeeee: It's because Title IX requires a certain emphasis on women's sports. Schools are trying to get around that by replacing sports like women's volleyball with competitive cheer, which is both cheaper and less established.

My question: Who in Weld County has been putting fake bullshit on their boots so that Buck feels a need to clarify that it's real?

@Phyllis Nefler: Yes. Real cowboy boots have heels that keep your foot nice and snug in the stirrup, just like real motorcycle boots have heels.

@Gretchen: Dude, he's not losing his shit. It's on his boots. He just said.

Rihanna is just serving the balance of the universe. Something had to counter the tiny Stone Age Swedish dildo.

@Christian Lindfors: The thing that always gets me about that scene is if it vibrates, it's a vibrator. No one's gonna find your dildo because your suitcase is wiggling.

@Sue Bee: . . . I typically pay $8 for a haircut at the local school. I am so cheap it's not even funny.

@lorax42: Not a big cry, but a few crocodile tears every hour or so keeps my eyes nice and refreshed.