@sanyucat: See, that doesn't sound fun.

@sanyucat: Hell yeah, bitch.

Crying on control makes my contacts much more bearable.

I don't think I have the bone structure for a shaved head. The women who do really rock it, however. But I am considering a pixie cut.

Taylor: "I've always wanted to eat a man who referred to me as Norma Jean, but I missed the opportunity. The store was out of fava beans and Chianti."

@sanyucat: There is no stuggle. I have the hottest bikini body.

@Hamtramck Homme: Exactly! I mean, you don't have to be brilliant at it, but some things are just plain useful.

@thePrototype: Oh, I'm sure some don't. But we were over for dinner at a guy's house one night and he kept asking us if the chicken was done. We're sitting there, "It's your recipe. And it's chicken. Who can't tell when chicken is done?"

@Ceylon: I get lost easily. My solution is to carry a camera and take a pic when I turn a corner. Not to have a loved one track me.

@msmoneypenny: There is no disgust or disdain like that expressed by a Prince gif.

@loosesealbluth: Maybe we should all just buy strap-ons.

In the reboot SkinnyGirl is a good guy and has an ambiguously gay relationship with FatBitch. AppleBottom even ships them in canon!

"Cooking is women's work" screws so many guys over. Now that I'm in college, so many of my male friends have no idea how to make even the simplest of meals. No one taught them because they were guys, and now they're helpless and on their own.

@leslieannelevine: Yes. That 19% really bothers me, especially since the example is a GPS implant. That's mad scientist level crazy.

@Zulkey: I wish I lived in Chicago, so that I could compete.

I am at "Brings New Meaning to the Term 'Finger Painting,'" though my nails are unvarnished. I just like keeping 'em long.

@prismatism is Team Bella: Yeah. I mean, part of the studies about MHC-II is that the stuff only smells good to people with opposite immune systems. Other people still think you smell like pit stank. (And in my opinion, non-armpit sweat smells better.)

@Beaker of Hope: I just might own two drawers full of nail polish, including twelve different shades of purple. But I'll try that out.

Jen cries diamonds at night, like the fairytale princess she once was.

Phoebe asked for help healing them. I told her to use Neosporin but I wasn't too sure.