Nothing on SNL last night is as funny as the Dobby's Chandelier video currently making it's rounds on the internet.

Officer Eric Needs Help

I'm down to be penetrated.

Honestly, Hannibal is even funnier on the Eric Andre Show than on Broad City.

The worst show on television.

I think unknown doctor called me a racist and said I don't care about black people for saying the real problem lied in the creation of films themselves and not the Academy Awards (which is run by a bunch of dummies who get things wrong all the time), but I'm not really interested in listening to him/her at this point.

I understand demanding that Hollywood focus more on stories not just about white people, it needs to happen. I don't quite understand "I disagree with the Oscar nominations and thus they are racist". The Academy gets shit wrong all the time. Tell the big studios to make more diverse movies, the awards are just…

When we took our 8th grade class trip to Washington D.C., everyone knew that Thursday night to tune to HBO at 11pm for Real Sex, where we might be able to see some boobs.

Yeah we had that method done for any nudity as well. My favorite being when they gathered all of us into the auditorium to watch The Crucible and when they censored the brief nudity in the movie half of the auditorium just started yelling and jumping up and down and basically going nuts. It was pretty great.

I grew up in a small town and old German woman who substituted for my classes in elementary school would later periodically show up as a substitute during my last years in high school, which was always kind of a mindfuck.

(deep breath) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHAZZZZZZIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seconded. The jokes credited to him are often the best, and he is incredibly funny and charming on the DVD commentaries.

It's cold as shit in NYC right now and still this episode managed to make me feel the sticky, hot, grossness that Abbi and Ilana felt.

RIP Wade Boggs

Al Jean is history's greatest monster, even though he is the one who helped give us the phrase "history's greatest monster".

Looks like everyone has left the Bronx, Ted.

I enjoyed the book but I really don't see it translating to film. Actually I can, only it would be really shitty.

THE GODDAMN CONTRACT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING FILES!

I have no idea what I am looking at in the banner picture.

We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.