Well then you date shitty people!

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Yeah, we're pretty much the best part of the Winter Olympics.

The one hears and remembers incredibly well and the other is wicked funny. I bet they keep each other sharp.

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

True love comes in several forms.

I was really enjoying this until the blatant and ignorant criticism of Islam under the guise of criticizing sexism. In France there is a huge amount of racism against Muslims, and it is not uncommon for people to claim that the religion is inherently sexist and thus primitive while using the hijab as an example of how…

Ahh, Mrs. Patmore is so pretty in real life! And Mrs. Hughes is a total knock out! I didn't even recognize her. This whole thing is so adorable. P.S. Tom Branson, you can manage my estate any day. Sighhhh.

Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm a lifelong vegetarian, raised by vegetarians, and there really isn't any need to resort to scare tactics when it comes to young children. Their parents won't be any more swayed by graphic images than I was by graphic images of aborted fetuses being paraded around outside the gym in college. Yep,…

Incest. INNNCESSST!

Thank you! I couldn't even watch the whole video, it was so tediously sexist. I'm grossed out and annoyed that any Jezebel author would consider this "spot-on".

Sorry, you don't get to decide what the context and impact of your statements are. They are what they are. I didn't miss your point; you were just clueless about the implications of what you were saying. The fun thing about sexism is that it doesn't have to be intentional or explicit to exist—maybe now you've been…

Ha, that little turd just dismissed my comments. Here's the exchange, in case anyone's interested!

I believe that it gives credence to the idea that Woody Allen does not have a healthy relationship to sex and familial ties and is an entirely selfish person willing to prey upon children under his care. If that isn't relevant, I don't know what is. Playing a father figure to a child for years and then having sex…

I think his relationship with his PARTNER'S DAUGHTER is very relevant to his character. I don't like the way Jezebel tells you what should and should not be taken into consideration.

I think his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn could be argued as relevant. Another adopted child from the household, much younger than him.... come on.

If everyone stopped having kids then what would the wealthy folk eat?

Oh that thread made me laugh! There was a pretty epic fedora thread on Ask Metafilter a few years back, too. PSA: here's a little clip to watch if you're ever tempted to call a woman "m'lady."

to me, this was the best and most pertinent point:

The contrast of finding myself in a place I never want to be, in an outfit that I will wear for the rest of my life is slightly disturbing. But that's what you get when you hang out with kids in their teens and want to explore anything and everything around. That though, is a refreshing perspective that you lose as…