I have gastrointestinal symptoms looking at the number of unopened emails this guy has in his inbox, 2,070? Who is this lunatic? I mean how do you let it get that bad? How are you ever going to rid yourself of that without spending almost a whole day or 2 hours going through and deleting them? Ugh, I need to find a…

Scene: SEPTEMBER 3 2015, NFL HEADQUARTERS, NEW YORK CITY

Yeah, well most don't know how to pronounce GIF.

In Russia, computing processor power so strong, sexy time porno girls in flesh appear in bedroom.

It was a particularly hot August day in 1987 coastal Connecticut, as my mother went to the local Bradlees with my three year old sister. As they were backing out of the driveway, a kamikaze yellow jacket dove into my sister’s ear, stinging the shit out of it. Mom soothed my sister for a hot minute, and then traversed…

I sort of thought that this was the point, to showcase teams that are the antithesis of the normally discussed college football teams. Like as a joke? No? Other than UCF, this list reads like, dare I say it, an ESPN piece. Mark May’s boner just took somebody’s eye out.