Every single I've heard off this album sounds awesome, although the music video for Everybody's Fucking in a U.F.O. is pretty lame.

And the ultimately the creature from It Follows.

What about the scene where he invites the girl scouts into his house? I got really nervous during that one.

It's playing nowhere near me yet, but oh boy can I not fucking wait for Green Room.

Hahaha holy shit, you're right I'm thinking about it now and literally laughing out loud.

I'll blow you away! PEW PEW PEW!

You're dead meat, punk!

FUUUUCK YEEEEES. I NEED THESE IN MY COLLECTION.

Call me when they finally put Tales From The Crypt on there.

Good, now print that paragraph several times over and fax it to Adult Swim.

How are the Soska sisters not involved with this?

Female protagonist doesn't necessarily mean we won't see a female slasher killing a guy. The label 'protagonist' is pretty loose in horror—I mean, technically speaking, Michael Rooker is the protagonist in Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

God dammit, people need to stop posting this clip! It hurts my heart too much!

They announced this thing a while back. Can't wait till it actually comes out, especially now that Clark's involved.

Fuckin' FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY!

Knew it.

Aww c'mon, everybody does a sneak wank when they're young and learning about where/when it is/isn't acceptable to masturbate! That's standard coming-of-age stuff (pun not initially intended but upon realizing my word choice retroactively intended).

Well the judge in NY threw out Kesha's case against Sony today, so I think that's a top contender for Newswire That Will Break The Camel's Spine.

"Way to hit the ground running, Rickman!"

That's a great perspective to take on this. Thanks.