I JUST WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AND BREASTFEED RIGHT NOW!

My weekend:

Man I love Johnny Dangerously. To his day my brother and I always call each other "Fargin' Iceholes" whenever we have a pseudo-argument.

Ah, yes the great Boy Meets World blowjob joke. And that's only one of the great bits in that episode.

My brother and I spent the better part of last summer re-watching Boy Meets World, and we both agreed that our favorite line from Eric came in the episode where Jack's gambling problems are revealed. Eric nonchalantly calls a bookie and puts a dime down on a game. When Jack asks him is he knows how much a dime is,…

UNDAHPAAANTS!

I know, isn't he and/or she just the worst?

I heard he initially wrote "Hungry Heart" for The Ramones, and while I love the song, I wish there was a demo version of them playing it floating around, because it really does sound like it would've been a perfect poppy-fast love song for them.

Ugh, I was obviously talking about people who are easily fooled when i saidHEYWAITAMINUTE!!

subtext is for suckers.

I thought Frankenstein Alive Alive was pretty great, but Bernie Wrightson's health issues have thrown its schedule all out of whack.

See, that I would watch the shit out of.

Really firin' on all cylinders today, aintcha Brother Dirtbike?

But The Lucas Brothers said Vampire In Brooklyn was an undisputed masterpiece!!

"And Lee, You've been a real good boy this year!"

I bought the OST on vinyl last Record Store Day and it is easily one of the best parts of my collection.

"You mothers!"

I see what you did there.

Man, I am so stoked for this. I've been a huge fan of this podcast and have been eager to read this ever since it was first announced. I still haven't seen them live though, gotta fix that soon.

You dirty motherfucker.