Well if Stephen Root's involved it's inherently funny!

I was until reading this, now I'm just pacing around concerned with the future of humanity…while high as fuck.

Yeah, my initial reaction was: "Holy shit, he's got kids? Somebody willingly took Greg Ginn's seed? What the Hell?!"

Ahaha that is awesome!

It's a tough call. Goosebumps and AYAOTD gave me my love of monsters. Power Rangers and the 90's Spiderman series hooked me on heroes. My friend Matt and I watched DBZ and discussed the plot developments with the same passion and fervor my mother and grandma devoted to their daytime soap operas… But I'd have to go…

Having his daughter Asia in there playing an uncomfortable sexual role? Hey, you've been doing it for all these years in spite of our pleas not to, go ahead and throw that in too.

You forgot to add some references to your mother and how her pasta sauce isn't as good as his mama's. Then it's perfect.

Hell, I even kinda like Vampires. But after that it's all pretty bleeeeeh.

6-1-2 Ward Avenue/ Right next to: Gentleman's club.

I'm still waiting for "Dr. Decker's Dungeon" to get the green light over here…

Where' the Big Red "NO"? I came here for that and that alone, dammit!

Yeah, the way that movie depicts all italians as louth mouthed, hotheaded nut jobs deeply offenhahaha I can't even finish it.

Hey man, y'know, I mean, half of him did sign the Emancipation Proclamation…

They're still debating whether or not they should actually arrest the cop who did it, and we're all just concerned about some guy in Texas contracting Ebola. So it goes.

We used to go there all the time when i was a kid. When my dad first started working as a cop, he responded to a fire alarm in their kitchen, and he got a look at all the signs they have to tell you how long to microwave all the food.

But I fit into all three of those categories and I've never set foot in the place!

We did use to have an apple bees, but that got shut down and replaced by a mediocre steakhouse. I'm not really sure if that was an upgrade…

Wait, you're telling me that all this time I've been reading for my own pleasure when I could've been doing it for 'za? Sweet, glorious 'za?!

My town is filled to the brim with legitimate pizza parlors, yet we still have one Pizza Hut, and I'm always wondering who the fuck actually goes there.

Ahem, *I've* been offering for those for years, but no one ever takes me up on it…