Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.
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I go to a ton of Single A games for my local team. Season tickets, so a Premium level seat is $8/night. I can get a top notch brat or burger there for $8, and a 32oz. microbrew for $9. Parking is free.
Screw the majors, minor league ball is where it’s at.
I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.
“Hi Mike, fellow PSU alum, free JoePa!”
I am not against deep dish- technically Pequod’s is deep dish in the Chicago style and it is the best pizza on the planet- but I am constantly offended by idiots outside the area who make lasagna-related jokes. It’s just fucking uninformed. It’s like me talking shit about NYC because everything I know about it relates…
They’re both “real” Chicago pizza, but you’re totally right that tavern-style is by far the most commonly-eaten one.
Vito & Nick’s is on my bucket list.
My coach is the only man in the world who can pull off a visor. That alone is worth it.
“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”
Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.
That goes without saying ...
Illinois Packers fans are 10x worse than Wisconsin Packers fans, for the reason that they constantly have to make sure people know they are Packers fans. So you have the loud-mouth jagoff attitude of a Chicago-area resident, mixed with the need to be noticed, and you have the makings of just a massive asshole. WI…
If an UK basketball fan and tOSU football fan fucked, their kid would be a dipshit Bengals and Reds fan
What are you talking about. There are multiple references. Specifically where it comes from:
The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again.
The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.
Dear Penthouse,
(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”
If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...