You do realize that there are lots of Democrats who live in these areas too, right? And not just white Democrats either.

I think you may be unaware of just how far Pizza Hut has declined.

100% disagree. It may be because of my tainted Michigan blood, but I’d rather re-eat Little Caesar’s pizza that I couldn’t quite keep down than eat at Papa John’s ever again.

I’d rather eat a Mike Illitch five dollar hot n ready that’s been sitting under a heat lamp for hours over dominos or Pizza Hut any day of the week.

Pizza Hut is absolute crap. I have no idea why anyone thinks that’s pizza.

At least Little Caesar’s acknowledges it’s serving you shit and only charges whatever pocket lint you happen to have on you. Papa John’s costs real money.

Not my area Pizza Huts. I have routinely gotten a pizza that is sopping wet with grease to the point of the cheese being almost liquid from them. Caesar’s is low-quality, but it is the correct quality for a fiver and a three minute stop.

These posts are turning into “A minivan will fulfill all my needs 100% and be under budget, but I don’t want to buy a minivan, what should I buy?”

Why Your Team Sucks articles, nothing.

And of course they come with various parts that have to be disconnected, washed by hand, and then one part disappears and the bottle is useless.

Propane is for dinner during the week, charcoal is for the weekend.

I was always told that in the event of sudden cranial deceleration, if the trauma site sticks out you’re fine. If it’s a dent, take them to the ER.

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Also, how do you button the wrong button on your blazer? That looks like something Trump would do.

My kid dropped something heavy on our toilet, breaking it. YouTube helped me put a new toilet in myself rather than shelling out money for someone else to do it.

If you dont think Im throwing “Jaxon’s” or “Braden’s” resume in the trash, you got another thing coming.

“How I wrote two books no one has ever heard of or cares about then used Gizmodo in an attempt to promote them.”

Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

I looked that woman dead in dead in her eyes, and I said...