Also please do not start any sentence with the word “Actually”

Proper response?

I’ve done this, and I am not embarrassed.

Wow, week 2 and this article isn’t about the Bears.

A legal fair catch signal is waving the hand above the shoulder. Players should know that. Apparently Grant Morgan didn’t know that.

I bought a new jersey!

I can’t believe they let Alshon Jeffries go!

The meatheads in Chicago would riot half the city into the lake if the Bears signed Kaepernick.

Mahomes has been in the system for over a year. Trubisky has been in this system for 2 games.

Javy is so much fun to watch. He’s gone from me cringing about strikeouts to just loving him for the things he does on the field.

Please inform these people that I wear a size 10.

Really? Everyone hates the fans of a team that did exactly nothing but lose spectacularly for over 100 years?

No, Boers is pretty much retired now. Bernstein moved to middays.

Once we had a short road trip really. Central IL to Indianapolis. So a little less than 3 hours.

No, they probably should put out another book or movie about that team. There haven’t been very many.

Ah, the Chicago meathead...

Central IL here as well. Born in the late 70's. It got real old for Cardinals fans to constantly go on about how there was something mentally wrong with someone for being a Cubs fans. Completely a less than human attitude toward the Cubs fans.

Provel is NOT cheese!

This goes from benign to excessive very quickly.

This was the hot take that I came here for.