This is how it was scored last night. Straight FC, no error, no out.

I don’t give a crap if he’s good. His freakin name is Scooter! What kind of grown man allows people to call him Scooter?

But don’t worry Angels fans, the Cardinals fans wouldn’t trade Yadier Molina for him, so he’s safe.

A lot of times the teams will give lug nuts to fans if you have pit passes.

The point of mock drafts is to generate clicks.

Right?

I was drinking when I read this.

“I still like him better than Steinbrenner.“

For the 4 years that the Cubs were terrible from 2010 to 2014, my go to yell was “PLAY BETTER!”

As of April 20th 2018:

THREE SIR!!!

I read this article for this reply.

So I need 9 people and two hours to do what twitter and the bleacher report app will do for me in 30 seconds?

Well, it’s worked for the president...

And this whole argument goes away when next year the bank is broken to bring Harper to another team.

Yep, Florida.

My favorite part about the Browns getting to be a good team will be that it takes away the ability of meathead idiot Bears fans to say:

Boise is a location in the East, Nashville and Charlotte are in the West AND in the South, San Diego is a location in the Midwest and in the East? I don’t understand any of that.

I stand with you.

I like Classico. Any variety of it has been good.