Paint it green, Beetle Bailey!

Amen to this. I have wanted an old jeep to run around my farm. But this is basically a brand new old jeep.

I am a rural resident of central IL. I am surprised that someone cares about a SxS being road legal or not. Everyone around here drives them like they are.

I would also like to point out that it is absolutely impossible for my kids to remember to bring their bottles into the house from the van. About every three days I have to go out to the van, hop over the seats, look in the invariably full with trash and god knows what cup holders to get 2 - 4 bottles, then look under…

Would anyone be able to tell me how to get YouTube off of a Kindle fire? I have uninstalled it but it stays in the App section of freetime even when uninstalled. My kids just click the App there and it installs again. I have taken to leaving the Fire off of the Wi-Fi all together, but this prevents system updates and…

Adam’s Apple by Aerosmith...

Unfortunately, I have experience with the situation you describe. What you were told is correct.

I feel your pain. I thought I was going to pull a full cat out of my drain with the full sized cats tail that I snaked out.

No, he lives his life like a two year old.

No thank you, I am holding out for a sale on Umbro shorts and Eastland boots.

No thank you, I am holding out for a sale on Umbro shorts and Eastland boots.

You listen to a lot of sports radio.

I played the bejesus out of Battlefield: Vietnam. It’s still my favorite Battlefield game.

You just know there is a silver walking cane being clutched in his right hand.

I would like to point out the “Cardinal Way” as they hit Rizzo with a straight fastball to the bicep two innings later.

All these replies and not a single mention of Rick Ankiel?

“You just one a dem liberal ijits from New York City!”

This issue with this type of scheduling is that the dome/warm weather stadium team complains about losing games later in the season when the kids are no longer in school.

FUCK IT! I’m going deep!

I prefer my Old Fashioned made with Rye. Though brandy is always good.

Snip, snip the week after my youngest was born. I wasn’t taking any chances.