Congratulations on your retirement.

A little, but more bitter that three years ago the Padres had to have their 20 year anniversary celebration for their ‘84 team take place when they were playing the Cubs.

As a Cubs fan who went through 3 years of rebuild and wondering why anyone would pay the money to see nobodies play at Wrigley Field, I feel the pain of the Padres fan.

So is this a baseball version of “Why your team sucks” or is this an actual observation?

The answer to your question is that the Journey is the cheapest 7 passenger vehicle on the market.

ME TOO!!! Lost a full set of Chicago Cutlery. The American made ones. Still hurts.

I wore my letter jacket to an eighties party that my friend put on about 10 years ago. I hadn’t worn it since I graduated high school ten years before that.

I worked pizza for a long time. 10 slices is pretty easy.

Apparently, I am an idiot. Because I didn’t know what that square was for.

I whipped out a meat and cheese tray for Christmas in about ten minutes with my slicer. Sliced the summer sausage into perfect slices. I am terrified of the thing so I always use the guard and I don’t let anyone else touch it.

Chicken in a Biskit is my wife’s number one of any food. When I want to get her a treat I don’t get chocolate or ice cream, I get her a box of Chicken in a Biskit, and it is always completely gone within an hour.

It is the job of the press to report to the people. That means the press is the voice to the people.

You will start seeing the memes about this story and 4chan.

But this is America! The only way people in this country make money is by working very hard and being really smart!

That zone defense thing is a myth. Before we had our 3rd, I read a parent of 3 say on this site that when going from 2 to 3 you don’t switch to zone defense, you keep playing man to man, just one of them is always dunking on you.

We have three boys.

I came here to post this EXACT thing.

Also, Dude, Minivan is not the preferred nomenclature. Sport van, please.

But you have to watch out for those spark plugs on the baseball diamond.

Yep, I would party with that guy twice a week and three times on the weekend.