The smart Cubs fans already are over it and do want to welcome Bartman back. Not surprisingly, Mr. Bartman wants nothing to do with it.

Dusty had me throw 3401 pitches in 211 regular season innings in 2003. I came out of it just fine.

Jim Tomsula was on the Simpsons years ago...

I, I got better...

Go Cubs!

Ours is a Marvel Avengers character backpack.

Re: Diaper bags.

Obligatory

Point of order! Why is fucking a jelly donut a thing to be ashamed of?

No way he tells anyone that he votes for “that slit”

The tears of these subhumans sustain me.

My mom drives a ‘14 Regal GS. She’s pushing 70. I run the piss out of that car every chance I get.

This, right here, is a real Cardinals fan.

Came here for this comment.

In before all the comments about why a kid is at a baseball game in the first place. Whydoparentstaketheirchildrenplaceskeepchildrenlockedinaclosetathome

As a Cubs fan and an avid listener of Cubs radio I would like to say the following.

As a Cubs fan and an avid listener of Cubs radio I would like to say the following.

Now I will demonstrate my management style for the benefit of, the new guys...

Warrick Dunn.

*Steps up as asshole fantasy football player*