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Obviously they are reading Moby DICK. People in the position love to read books about HUMPback whales.

One of my favorite things about Anthony Rizzo is when the opposing team puts the shift on him and he bunts it down the third base line for an easy hit. All he has to do it get it past the pitcher and he’s guaranteed first base.

In 1986 I was far to young to realize they just stole Aquarius

The bullpen did this all last season as well. You should have heard the sports radio people going off about how someone was really going to get hurt because of this “nonsense”

You seem nice.

I watched her last two matches. She won them both by arm bar.

Is it wrong to tell the bartender what you like and what you don’t and have them give recomendations and samples?

Lipstick and a yoga book.

I still haven’t gotten over the Bears giving up 50 points on consecutive weeks 2 years ago with a bye week in between to “fix what went wrong.”

“A catch is only a catch when the player catches the ball and hands the official the ball after being tackled, scoreing, or running out of bounds.”

I like my Leinenkugel beer, so does everybody here.

You are a sniveling child.

Chick-fil-a waffle cut dunked in mayonaise?

I have a ball from a game. I got it over 10 years ago. I don’t need another one.

Medicated talcum powder or Regular talcum powder?

The guy in the go kart needs a banana peel.

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The cars there already behave as though they are driverless. So I have no problem with this.