A klobb once helped my character massage out a back issue he was having. It was nice.

Yeah, therapy would likely be money well spent.

“Matt” is really just Larry David, right?

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

Golf sucks

And your dad is an asshole for doing that

Straight Class, Homie 

How about the entirety of the NCAA? 

Fire him.

That’s not the NCAA bud, that’s America.

Can we please, please, please end the NCAA? Seriously, please? As much as I love a good rape and abuse factory financed by modern slave labor, I think it’s gone on long enough.

Look at Mr High Roller up here with his fancy seats.

Well, he would have to be white. That’s important here.

but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

I remember when conservatives wanted nothing more than to kick Russia’s ass.

“They exploited my state of mind for profit and notoriety,”

Or he knew full well the consequences of *not* doing the photo. (“Özil’s defense of the photo-op—“having a picture with President Erdogan wasn’t about politics or elections, it was about me respecting the highest office in my family’s country”—can read as weaselly over here in America, but then again Americans don’t…

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.