Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

I’m just trying to imagine the look on the police officer’s face when he shows up to arrest him and realizes that it’s Charles fucking Oakley.

Glad to see the Oak Tree is a little more mature in his older age. If this was during his Knicks days, he would have just smashed the table and kicked the dealer in the groin when he realized he was going to lose.

What an incredibly important and crucial story... How can we trust a man to make decisions in the supreme court if he enjoys baseball?

On a related note, Jamelle Bouie wrote a good article on how Republicans will now defend any transgression.

I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to hold someone responsible to a standard that he himself cannot meet.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

I highly, highly recommend everyone read The Black Jacobins, which is generally considered the best book about the Haitian Revolution. And I would also recommend the Revolutions podcast part on the Haitian Revolution. Not nearly enough people understand the fascinating and historical history of it and how the US…

As a Haitian-American, from the depths of my heart, thank you for writing this piece.

Fuck, man.

And was headquartered in Madison, Wi?

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

My second thought is, Kirk Cousins probably hit a deer with his car.

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.

Dolan is understood to be more interested in music and building cutting-edge entertainment venues than sports.

schadenfraud 

Well, it’s not exactly the first time Germany, attempting world domination, are exiled from Russia after a couple of humiliating defeats.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”