MMMM YESSSSSS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WITH A PARTNER WHERE YOU WORK TOWARDS EACH OTHERS DREAMS AND GOALS, ACTING AS A ROCK WHEN THE OTHER FALTERS AND ALWAYS PICKING EACH OTHER UP OHHHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHHH I’M CLOSE

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

If you are a) white, b) male, c) rich, d) named Hunter, e) from rural Georgia, and f) inclined to violently impose your preferences on others, well, things kind of point in a particular direction.

Strickland is a buffoon.

Regardless, though, the U.S. probably still considers him one, and if he wanted to he could probably get himself an American passport without too much trouble.

Yeah, but all the intel coming out of Missouri is very, very poor.

Wait.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

I’ll always have a soft spot for Boykins because once I was at a Warriors game when he hit a buzzer-beating 3-pt to put the Warriors over 100 points in a losing effort to ensure that all ticketholders got a free chalupa from Taco Bell. I didn’t actually redeem the chalupa, because who has time for that nonsense, but…

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

If LeBron’s goal was just to beat expectations by joining the shittiest team possible and making them less shitty, why would he ever leave Cleveland?

You should have seen Sven Davidson’s dismantling of Herbert Flam in ‘57. Now, Sven could move an opponent around. “Sven in Ten” is what we used to say because he’d finish you off that fast. Sven on clay, young man, they don’t make ‘em like that any more.

You forgot to mention they have some of the best jerseys. That’s super important to me.

Yet, he’s going to be one of those guys who say “you know, I never saw the divorce papers coming. Hey kids, putt-putt sound good again?”

That was a super-disjointed Brazil team that was too dependent on Neymar doing all-world stuff and Fred at No.9, and they were missing Neymar and their captain (Thiago Silva, to suspension). No doubt, Germany was the best team in the tournament, but that game was a perfect storm.

Did you go to Bagel Bites Prep?

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

build that wall!

I think the French speaking countries alone could defeat Spain. You’ve forgot to mention that at least half of the Belgium squad is french-speaking: Hazard, Dembele, Lukaku and more.