Watch. Xbox Series X is gonna get shortened by the gaming community into “XBSeX”.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Lambos on fire off the shoulder of Angeles Crest Highway. I watched B-pillars glitter in the dark near the JPL. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Single car accident in the middle of the night, driver flees, owner claims it was borrowed. Sounds like something I might say if I wrecked my car while drunk!

If we’re planning on the Xoomers to save the world, we might as well start the apocalypse now

And a lot of this is being undone by Brazil’s push to develop large areas of the rainforest. 

No different than the line for gas at the local Costco. Except the people in the Costco line can go across the street to a station with no lines. But they’d rather sit for an hour to save .09 cents a gallon because their time is obviously worth $1.50 an hour. 

The company canceled the transaction, so the plaintiff(ie. the original owner) Still owns the account.

She was just looking for new opportunities to mention she went to Stanford.

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

“Stop asking questions, stop doing metacommentary.”

yeah, you’re right, this is definitely not a world in which Gamer Gate is relevant at all anymore, gooooooood catch.

Also, maybe this is obvious, but the part where they yell at Summer at the end for “ruining” the premiere seems like commentary on the people that claimed that the new woman writers and /or Summer’s occasionally bigger role “ruined” season 3 or whatever.

Every alternate reality Clone Rick pops up in turns out to be fascist (“Goddammit when did this shit become the default.”)

God, this review is amazing. Thanks Heather (and also Tim for the video). Curious though, did you ever encounter Tim’s creations on your server or vice versa?

Jezspin forever

He looks like a fucking toddler about to cry.  The most fucking pathetic individual to ever hold the office.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.