My dates are usually turned off by me chugging straight from the cheese pot.

Hibiscus is so astringent, yuck.

Seems right to me, though I’m a stan for the HK original. I know Scorcese had to make it different, and really, the HK one is very HK, but Scorcese made what had been the most shocking scene nothing in his version, and also SPOILER—if more than one person knows who the mole is, then a lot of the movie is a nonissue?…

But if the media pushes back against the lies, they’ll lose money!

Always love these supposed defenders of freedom going out of their way to restrict the rights of others to even leave. 

I love the references, too - like when Monarch says that Dr. Girlfriend had her hair cut “like Saffron from Republica”, or that Red Death used to arch around in the eighties with Mr. Fahrenheit The Supersonic Man, and Dr. Z used to run with Scary Nilsson and Shrill Spector.

I think this article misses a huge issue: DRIED PASTAS!!!

My local joints don’t make *any* pasta by hand, so it’s all boiled spaghetti with pepper and oil for $20 (and that’s not even the full box of dried spaghetti, lol).

If a full box of spaghetti is $0.99 and the other ingredients barely add up to another $1.00,…

I’d completely forgot about the Sea Captain shouting out “JESUS JONES!!” and then going into a discussion about how good they were and what they were doing. At the time hadn’t thought about the band in ages even though i loved the Doubt album when i was at school.

It’s really, really good and very re-watchable.

The fact that they get to dominate airwaves and just blatantly lie by saying “that’s illegal” is such bullshit.

It bears repeating: it was never about the children, it's just about controlling women. 

DeWine’s “rebuttal” reminds of the old point/counterpoint article from The Onion years ago:

I’m actually watching with great curiosity to see if more of my fellow Ohioans vote for abortion or for recreational weed. I genuinely don’t know how it’s going to go, because old people can be so weird about marijuana. Like, both of my folks are liberal, but I’m sure that they both voted for Issue 1 (abortion rights)…

Can’t believe you didn’t include the Venture Brothers in this one. Plenty of shows take big swings at the end of season one but only Venture had the guts to actually kill off its title characters, then spend the season two opener on the surprise reveal that the boys had been clones all along, that the original Hank…

Didn’t Hannibal’s second season open with Hannibal and Crawford beating the ever-loving shit out of each other? Seems like maybe that shoulda made the list.

“We heard thousands. It went on for six months.”

Optimist.

Sounded fine to me.

How did they skip The Heart She Holler? Absolutely insane show. Also the best Eagleheart bit is where the villain continues being bad after they cut and all go back to get their trailers 

“They just brought this show 30 more years,”