Sorry Ted,

Pirate Bay would go up and running one day a year. Broadband services would strain like the sewer systems at Superbowl Halftime. 

With a DVR you can binge on Purge.

Why is it always murder?

I love her “confused/slightly annoyed” look. Somewhere between a sneer and a "huh".  

Just try not to get the robot waitress's number. Because if Futurama has taught me anything, it's that sex with robots is just wrong. 

Plus, who doesn't like getting good head?

Trumpies are such pathetic losers that they still are scared of Obama, two years after leaving office and never returning. Truth has zilch to do with what comes from a conservative these days.   

Republicans have a policy of racism. They are beholden to a neo Nazi agenda right now. 

I have yet to find a conservative who wasn't a lying deflecting piece of shit. You are no exception. 

Sorry asshole, but:

Is it me or were Colleen and Misty the brains of both shows? Luke Cage and Danny Rand were kind of self absorbed lunkheads. Especially in season 2.

Even in the comics, Iron Fist was a poorly received character who benefitted from the the team up with Luke Cage. Let’s face it, both characters are superhero versions of 70's popular exploitation waves. It’s just blaxploitation has longer “legs” than “Everybody’s Kung Fu fighting”.

And to think, that is more people killed than two seasons of Deadwood. 

I can say that Mayans MC, is marginally better than the last three seasons of Kurt Sutter TV. The Bastard Executioner and last two seasons of Sons of Anarchy were godawful. 

My favorite part of the episode was a throwaway moment of levity. Where The Doctor is messing with Graham about possibly being Banksy.

His name is Tobey, Dammit!

Topper Grace made sense on the basis of Eddie Brock as a dark mirror of Peter Parker as reporter. Similar age, physical type, little guy demeanor. His inherent reedy voiced smarm worked well prior to becoming a CGI people eating monster.

As a favor both 80's Australian and war movies, I am wondering, “why have I never heard of this film!”

That would just be both so easy to do and such a cute litle fanservice.