You sound like a ridiculous baby lawyer. Who the fuck was this DNA test for? Do you, THE DEMOCRAT DEFENDER, give one fucking shit what that DNA test says? Do you think that Trump does? Who is she trying to win over with this? I’d vote for Warren no matter what her fucking DNA test said as would any half-assed…

Remember that VP debate where Tim Kaine baited Pence into lying about a bunch of stuff to be used for a later campaign ad instead of promoting ideas that would result in positive changes to the people of this country?

I’m already circumcised, you idiot.

Excellent.

No, that’s a real charge too.

Is Draper really that much taller than you?

“Actually, I’m choosing to die upon this knoll, thank you”

He has his own internal tape delay.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Just want to say that this headline is confusing the hell out of whatever ad service GMG uses

Once is a mistake, twice is pattern. Val was right, Tom Cruise is a fucking asshole.

So, probably a Berliner Weiss, then

We should just start calling lousy commenters goses.

Ha ha, yeah. Imagine not only thinking “I’m going to go through the comments of all the people agreeing with the review and try to insult them” but then actually going through with it.

Now I’m trying to figure out what a beer based on angry internet comments would taste like. It’d probably be a sour, on the dry side, with a hint of salt.

Is barstool just the stick to sports crowd upset that ebaums world isn’t what it used to be?

“Gif of donkeys”

Now now now, it’s perfectly reasonable to hate Ted Nugent and Joe Satriani for completely different reasons.

Before anyone wastes time engaging with the “Durr, Clay’s right!” crowd, know that at least a couple of them are dismissing threads when they’re made to look like clowns. Because they’re very honest and interested in discussion, not just racist assholes trying to justify something they know is wrong.