thanks you. not a lot of people know but BLOG stands for

This is the stuff right here. I want to print it, let it soften in a bucket of water for several days, then slowly over the course of many hours grind it into a fine paste that I can inject directly into my left nipple. Good stuff.

“Some of us want to be shamed!” Kelly exclaimed.

It’s not a zero-sum game, you’re being willfully obtuse. You can raise the wages of EMTs at the same time. Jesus fuck.

These young men and, really, more and more people are seeing that these young men, and I’m telling you the papers have been writing about this and about how I’ve been very strong in this regard, these young, strong men can actually be tied together with, I guess it’s this type of plastic cord, plastic cord that is…

what you’re saying is the chord progression is identical its just transposed three half steps. this is terrible even for a strawman argument

Um, you understand that if you modulate Del Rey’s chords down three half steps, they’ll be identical to Radiohead’s right?

Deadspin Would Attack The Patriots If They Were Socialist is some high-grade Kinja

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

Hey it’s Owen!

75. At all relevant times herein, Plaintiff is informed and believes, and on that basis alleges, that the Defendant USOC permits NGBs, such as USAG, to enter into confidential settlement agreements with non-disparagement clauses and/or confidentiality provisions, in violation of California Law, for claims of sexual…

Was the lawsuit written by Drew Magary?

Hopes dashed.

how about the assumed notion that the entire galaxy needs one overarching ruling body that is either full space nazi or rainbow freedom pals?

Well, sure Samer. That was against a Clay Travis, maybe try against a Live Travis.

my family read your comment and they are offended

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

so many salty sexless dudes in these comments, it’s perking up my saturday morning. hello angry incels!

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Best response so far.