“Kinja elites,” the notoriously-powerful super-super-super delegates of the Democratic Party, ah yes

Imagine if you'd actually read the article at all, that'd be wild

I know it must seem as if you’re being quite clever here, and really, in a better, humane world, someone who actually cares about you would pull you aside and gently suggest that maybe you might want to CHOOSE do something else- maybe to say things that aren’t so clearly stupid and unoriginal, carbon copies of carbon…

Ooooooo, I have some bad news about Brown Bottle

...that’s not what that quote was saying, at all, how did you even end up with that as the takeaway?

You’re spot-on with just about everything in here except for Pagliai’s - I lived there for 10 years and I’ve honestly never thought it was anything special.

Pagliai’s is vastly-overrated cracker trash that only still gets business because it’s in a “charming” (old) building. If they opened up as a new restaurant, they’d be out of business in less than a year. It’s actually more amusing that Pizza Ranch moved to a somehow more-stereotypical Pizza Ranch-esque part of town…

wow this is a really great comment, thanks for stopping by!

Sir, this is an Arby's bathroom and that's a mirror you're talking to

eat shit, bootlicker

Kelly Whacked By Vacuum Tube, Confirming Suspicions That He Was Never Quite In A Solid State

ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooo, not the highly-influential blog commenter’s unendorsement, whatever will she do now

Roth, I want you to know you’ve broken my brain permanently with your usage of the phrase “a/the ________ that we all love to know.” I’m not blaming you for this, per se, but somebody needs to know.

Yeah, this really doesn’t change the fact that your tantrum from the post earlier today was pretty dumb and still missed the hell out of the point

“A “silly unforced error” making Trump show he’s a liar again.”

okay thanks for stopping by

sweetie, hush now

No, but it was a more-than-adequate summary of your entire argument, in fact. Anyway, thanks for stopping by!

You honestly believe that the editor of a sports blog doing the hold-the-nose vote and declaring it as such was the tipping point for a group of voters who don’t read Deadspin or the corpse of Gawker to not vote? YES, THIS SEEMS HIGHLY PROBABLE.

Wow, I can’t believe he said he wasn’t going to vote for her, and then didn’t, and then forced a bunch of shitbags who definitely hung on his every word to also not vote or vote for Trump in Pennsylvania, which is DEFINITELY a thing you can say happened from that quote!