awww, cry about it much my good white mayo baby bitch

I’m an agnostic who still schleps to Christmas Eve mass with my large Catholic family as an adult. This is far less painful than going to a family friend’s kid’s league soccer game; in neither case am I professing a particular fealty to a historically hideous institution by showing up for an hour-plus and being some…

thank you for understanding exactly what i was saying

And if only they could put an outfit on her that magically gave her any sort of acting ability. Alas.

as we all know, the only reason one might attend a large, regular gathering of people would be strict adherence to all of that community’s beliefs, which is why you will never, ever see people with zero rooting interests going to games, for example. anyway, thanks for stopping by.

well good thing you made it all the way down to the comments section to have your regular comments diarrhea attack

listen, buddy, no one is giving you any praise, I promise

It wouldn’t be the internet if it didn’t immediately rise up and ruin things you enjoyed, you know?

You are owed nothing, you know.

oh my god, please cry about this some more, it’s fantastic

Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is fake.

seriously, though: this article is actually where I found out that Manson died

Uh, Creston, literally this year?

HAHA I DEFINITELY DID NOT SOMEHOW MISS THE DEATH OF CHARLES MANSON AND THEN LEARN ABOUT IT ON THIS POST, NO, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD

Well, this comment aged well, didn’t it

Both a kickoff and a punt returned for a touchdown, is what I think it was supposed to say

What, exactly, is the point you’re trying to make here?

Well, hey, if you’re not using it, can I borrow it?

doug,, your posting on the bathroom mirror again

Shameless wedging of myself into this mourning, ahoy!